by Dan Mitchel
When I was in school one of my really good friends was named Nick. I would hang out with him in town and he was in most of my classes.
One Friday afternoon after everyone had left the gym locker room I decided to take a whiff of Nick sneakers. I managed to undo his lock and pull out his godly sneakers. I took a nice long and loud smell of Nicks shoes but to my surprise Nick stood in front of me with his mouth wide open.
"WTF are you doin' man!" I was totally surprised I never even heard the door open. I dropped the sneaker right out my hand and let it hit the cold hard ground with a loud thump.
"Unless you wanna become chopped liver your soooooo goin' to be the other Nick and I's slave." F**k what was I supposed to do be a slave or get a foot straight up my ass?
To be continued...
