Alex In Wonderland
by Jerol Villadolid
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Alex ran to the Starbucks on the corner of 53rd St. and Madison Ave. where his girlfriend, Jing, was waiting for him.
The hot young stud was an ex-military private contractor for the security agency 'Shield' which supplies armored guards to diplomats in Afghanistan. Alex Greene had just come home from his tour of duty in the Middle East and was meaning to spend the Chinese New Year with his Chinese-American girlfriend Jing Dong-Mei.
The brown-haired, blue-eyed hunk can run miles in the desert and chase insurgents preying on his convoys, but for some reason, he can never catch up to his 4'9", 88 lbs girlfriend whenever she is on a shopping spree.
Alex placed his hands on his knees and bent down trying desperately to catch his breath. Jing was already sipping her Venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra white mocha and caramel drink cup as she looked at her 6'2" boyfriend with an irritated glare.
"9 AM Alex! I was already here by 9 AM! I thought I made it clear we can't be late for Madame Meixiang's tour of the antique shop?!"
"Sorry Baby… The subway was really crowded with people going into the parade. I'm so sorry for being 10 minutes late!"
"Next time Alex… text me ok?" Jing said as she threw her $30 drink at the garbage bin after barely taking in 4 sips.
Jing was the daughter of a Chinese billionaire toy maker that sub-contracts for American companies like Mattel and Lego. Her father has just one daughter and Jing had been showered with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of 'love' to make up for his lost personal time. Jing's mother had already passed when she was just 11 and her father was always too busy to give her attention. Jing had been living in New York since she was 15 and sees her father just once a year on his birthday. She has been given complete freedom on her own life and her father doesn't interfere with her lifestyle.
Jing and Alex met through a mutual friend which works in the fashion industry. Alex had been modeling some men's clothes for the fashion designer when he was on a break from his military carreer. Jing was also there because she had half-financed the party which was thrown in her honor.
Jing and Alex saw fireworks when they first met eyes. Alex was a perfectly-proportioned muscular man with his impressive 6'2" frame. His body was bulky in all the right areas and lean in all the rest. There is hardly any fat left in him after spending years training at the elite Navy SEAL facility in Norfolk, Virginia. Alex also had the predicament of being extremely good-looking with his brown hair and ocean-blue eyes. His striking appearance have struck down many maidens holding true that this soldier was not only formidable in the battlefield, but also in the dating scene, as well.
Jing on the other hand was his complete opposite and thus attracted him too. The tiny girl looks like a flower he can hold in his hand and take care of. Alex likes to treat his ladies like princesses and nothing can resemble this fairly tale character more than the exotic appearance of this American 'Mulan'.
The couple waved for a cab and tried to pass through the heavy crowd celebrating Chinese New Year. The now completely-commercialized event have attracted many of the city's department stores and retail outlets to throw their weight behind the parade. The couple was stuck for almost an hour trying to work their way into Mulbery St. in Manhattan's Chinatown.
They were scheduled to visit a tiny and mysterious shop amid the buzzling metropolis selling antiques and priceless works of art. Madame Meixiang owns and runs the 3-story store and is still capable of selling and archiving artworks at her age of 99.
Jing had been scheduled to pick up a bronze-age sphynx-paperweight for her father. The $12,000 gift is perfect for her dad. Which ironically would himself be paying for the gift his daughter plans on giving him.
Madame Meixiang took 7 minutes to make her way to the entrance of the store as Jing rang the doorbell a full 47 times. A record even for this impatient young woman. The near-century old store owner finally reached the door and opened slowly, giving Alex a chill in his spine as the ancient gothic door slowly opened to allow them both entry inside.
Jing took her right hand and pushed the slow door wide open not wanting to stay at the street a second more. Madame Meixiang fell to the floor to the right as Jing entered the store screaming for her name.
"Madame Meixiang…! Yoohoo! It's me Jing! Where are you?!"
Alex helped the fallen old lady back to her feet and gave her back her cane.
"She's right here Jing. Careful next time ok?! You almost hurt her." Alex said.
"Madame Meixiang! I am sooo sorry…. did you already wrap my Sphynx?" Jing said.
Madam Meixiang was rubbing her hips upset at the impatience of her top customer. She nevertheless put on her best century-smile and gestured for Jing to follow her to the counter.
The two ladies walked slowly to the center of the large first floor and Jing was completely consumed by her desire to talk and irritate the old woman still further.
Alex has his hand on his forehead as he saw his girlfriend trade laughs with the old proprietress wondering how he could have ended up stuck with such a spoiled young woman.
"Honestly Alex. This is the best you can do?" He whispered to himself as he brought his hand down and started looking around.
He started to see a store that was completely filled with all sorts of oddities. There was barely any space unoccuppied by a strange and unseen-of relic. Even on the floor, you could see all sorts of strange carvings and idols that originated from all corners of the world.
Alex was extremely careful as he walked forward knowing his large, size-13 feet could easily break any fragile object in the old store. If Jing's hideous, bald Egyptian cat paperweight was worth 12 grand, God knows what these other, more hideous items could potentially be worth.
There were wooden carvings of Balinese Lion-gods that line the floor, as well as several Hindu objects that has 8 hands protruding from the sides. On eye-level Alex observed many life-size statues from both European, and Native American origin. He looked through the statues fascinated how colorful and bizarre these Aztec headdresses were. He finally made it to the left of the store where there is a flimsy staircase leading to the 2nd floor.
He suddenly found himself needing to go to the bathroom after those 2 bottles of water he drank while in the cab. He couldn't see any bathroom door here on the 1st floor, so he figured it could be on the 2nd floor.
Alex carefully climbed the metal stairs and barely fit into the 2nd floor which was even more crowded than the 1st. Here there was literally almost no space to even put your feet through to move forward. Alex snickered at himself amused how Madame Meixiang could be a very old hoarder.
"Madame Meixiang forgive me for stepping on your ugly elves." Alex said as he had no choice but to step on a group of stone dwarfs.
He finally made it to the center of the 2nd floor where, oddly, there was a perfect circle of open area where not a speck of antique debris has found itself into.
"Huh…" muttered Alex at this perfect ring of cleanliness.
He looked up and was thrown aback seeing this massive gold-ornate mirror in baroque style where his reflection was staring straight at him.
The huge mirror was standing perfectly perpedicular to the floor with nothing to support it on either side. It was, more curiously, standing on a tiny, needle-wide tip at the very base in the floor.
"You can't be serious… How on earth…" Alex said as he walked closer to the seemingly impossible mirror.
The floor croaked as he stepped forward and a very ominous chill went up his spine as he went closer and closer to the perfect, heavily-ornate baroque mirror.
The object was at least 8-10 feet tall according to Alex's estimate as it was much taller than he is. The chaos of the room in the 2nd floor was reflected perfectly as he looked into it while walking.
"This shit has got to be expensive. The details are phenomenal…" Alex said as he examined the baroque design on the Mirror's frame.
The carvings, especially the human ones, looked absolutely life-like. The tiny people mixed together in the ornate leaves and gem designs looked so…. 'happy'.
The figures, all of them men, were smiling and laughing as they were stuck in the mirror's golden carvings. Alex looked at the figures closely and he couldn't find even a speck of imperfection on their superior craftsmanship.
Alex promptly chuckled at the hilarous expressions of the figures. They almost seem too happy for art. Almost like… they were laughing because of something else 'other than' gracious joy.
Alex finally brought his eyes to the mirror's center. The flawless surface reflected perfectly his image and he was impressed with what he saw.
He always knew he was handsome. But the perfect reflection of the mirror together with it's massive, body-length height made Alex appreciate for the first time how well built he is.
He had been working out more these past few months and his biceps and chest show it most. Alex smiled and tried to do some poses in the mirror showing himself off even in his tight shirt.
Alex was doing his signature poses when, out of the corner of his eye, he saw something that made him jump out of his skin.
"FUCKK!!!" Alex yelled as he jumped.
The little stone dwarfs he stepped on earlier were all standing now as he saw their reflection through the mirror. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up as he quickly snapped his head back to confirm if this was really true.
He scanned the scattered debris of antique items and saw no dwarf head pop out of the thick mess. They were most definitely not standing. The stone dwarfs were at least 4 feet tall and he could not have missed it.
He slowly and hesitantly turned his head back facing the mirror. His heart almost pounding out of his chest and his eyes stlll closed.
After 5 seconds. He slowly opened his eyes to see the mirror again. The dwarfs were no longer there. It must've all been a hallucination.
"This shit is fucking creepy. Why would they be standing here and then not be standing over there…"
Alex went closer to the mirror and examined the odd item with a little bit more bravery.
He examined the glass very closely with his eyes. He met gaze with his own reflection in the mirror and was once again thrown aback when the eyes that stared back at him were colored green.
"SHIT! What the fuck is going on here?!" He yelled.
"… I don't understand how…"
Alex continued to look very seriously at his own reflection wondering how his eye color could change in the mirror's very mysterious smooth glass.
He was frowning at himself trying to observe more details when his reflection suddenly changed expression opposing his.
Alex jumped 3 feet back and fell to the floor in his butt as his reflection took on a life of its own. It was still standing. And his face in the mirror had changed to one of happiness and laughter. Alex's face in the mirror was laughing uncontrollably as detached pairs of hands began appearing behind it wiggling in his sides.
The mirror-Alex began to struggle wildly as white-gloved hands took hold of his wrists and brought them upwards while the gloved hands to his sides moved up to his newly exposed pits.
Alex sat in complete horror at this shocking scene, he was breathing really fast and was paralyzed with fear. The mirror had taken on a life of its own as Alex watched his reflection being slowly stripped of its clothing by the evil gloved hands.
Detached lips with drooling tongues inside them appeared from the back and began to kiss the struggling and laughing mirror-Alex in his most sensitive parts as the true man watched in complete disbelief from the wooden floor.
The mirror-Alex was now completely spread with his arms high above on either side of his head and his feet spread on the same direction. He was immobilized on an "X" pose as the mouths attached themselves to his nipples, his neck, his pits, and several on his privates sucking greedily while the silent struggles of the helpless reflection increased.
The white gloved hands continued to tickle his sides and also his legs.
Alex partially snapped back into reality and he struggled to get back to his feet and run as far away as possible from the terrifying mirror.
The white gloved hands were just beginning to bring mirror-Alex's ankles upwards as the detached mouths were trying to beat each other to access Alex's very private crack.
Real-life Alex was on his knees ready to stand up as a very sensous rim-job began to appear in the mirror.
He was about to get his paralyzed legs to stand up and run when hands suddenly attached to his shoulders and brought him back down.
He looked in total horror at who had suddenly held him at the shoulders. He saw the stone elves from earlier now standing and keeping him in place. Alex screamed at the top of his lungs as the little moving statues began to team up holding his wrist and his arms trying to make him stand up.
"FUCKK!!! SHIT!!!! NO!!!!!! GET OFF OF ME!!! HELP!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!"
Alex screamed and cried as the little moving stone statues began to slowly walk forward towards the mirror bringing the real-life Alex with them.
Alex was being brought closer to the dreaded mirror and his own reflection which was now in a silent scream of its own as the magical tongues have breached its asshole and more tongues and mouths were sucking its toes and licking its soles.
Alex used all his might to fight off the stone statues but their sheer mass and weight made it impossible even for a massively muscled and poweful guy like Alex to tip them over.
"God… pleasee…. No…. Oh fuck….. DONT!!!!" Alex screamed one last time as his skin was practically touching the mirror's surface.
The elves gave Alex one final shove and he was thrown headlong into the mirror which absorbed his body completely, acting like liquid mercury rippling with waves as the body of the true-Alex finally made it inside.
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"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alex screamed at the top of his lungs as he found himself falling from the sky hundreds of feet from the air.
He was falling very fast and his entire body was struggling to hold on to something or do something to prevent his sudden death when he hits the ground below.
The world Alex found himself in was completely strange and unexplainable. The skies were a bright blue and there were some very perfectly shaped clouds floating in the sky.
Alex could finally see the ground as he came closer and closer to it and it was the purest brown soil you could ever see. You might not even call it soil, it resembles more the icing on a cake because of its perfectly flawless brown surface.
Alex closed his eyes and said his last prayers as the inevitable end of his life was about to get near. He placed his two arms to cover his face as the impact of the crash was about to obliterate him.
Finally, his falling body crashed to the light-brown ground and a huge crater was created resembling a meteor crash. Alex still had both his arms over his face continuing to yell for 30 full seconds after the impact occured.
Alex very slowly brought his arms down and opened his eyes one at a time as his scream subsided. He had finally fallen to the ground, and created an unreal crater on the perfect soil. But he was completely unharmed. Not a part of his clothing was out of place. Everything about him suggested there was no impact at all, but the ground told otherwise with the 20-foot wide crater created by his fall.
"(gasp)….(gasp)……shit….. (gasp)…… what on earth just happened…."
Alex crossed his legs beneath each other and sat down trying his best to make sense of what was going on.
He scanned the horizon and found a very odd place with a rounded landscape composed of nothing more than light-brown soil and an even lighter shade of brown snaking through the landscape in a twisted pattern resembling a road.
There were some green patches of land on the horizon but they seem too far to reach.
Alex wildly shaked his head trying to wake up from what must've been a dream. He closed his eyes shut for 2 full minutes before snapping them back open hoping to find himself back on his own bed.
He was sorely disappointed several times as he keeps seeing the light blue sky and the perfectly shaped clouds whenever he attempted to wake himself up.
Alex's eyes began to tear up and he was about to break down crying at the complete mess he found himself in. As he was about to do, the entire sky turned a bright pink as if an alarm had been ticked off.
Alex snapped back and looked around frightened what was going on.
He heard a voice from a distance.
"Come now my precious guest, tears and sadness be not what gives thee. Only happiness and joy is what this land forseees. Laugh, enjoy… this world has so much we can employ!"
Alex looked at the source of the rhyme to his left. He squinted his eyes at the direction of the voice and found in the distance a man with wild red hair coming out of his small, victorian hat. He was wearing a suit of green and violet and was walking nearer and nearer to Alex with his cane.
The extremely odd looking man seemed to briskly walk in Alex's direction. The young man grew alarmed at the quick pace of this stranger. He quickly stood up and himself started quickly walking away from the red-haired man.
Alex found himself running as the stranger seemed relentless in his brisk strides. No matter how much Alex ran, the strange fellow seemed to get closer and closer to him. Just by very briskly walking with his cane.
Alex closed his eyes and wished for a quicker way to get away from the stranger. Suddenly, a small 20's car popped up from beneath his feet and the red vehicle was chugging out smoke as it drove Alex at moderate speed down the path.
He looked behind and found that the brisk strides of the stranger with his cane was still bringing him closer and closer to Alex. Alex desperately scanned the small red car for any controls that would bring it faster. He was practically punching and kicking the control boards of the small, open-hooded, 20's car as its speed seem un-increasable.
Alex yelled as the man was near enough for him to see his face clearly. The red-haired fellow was looking straight at him and was smiling. It was very weird. His face was powdered white and he was excellently composed with every step in synchrony with his cane. It was completely terrifying.
"AHHHH!!!!!" Alex screamed as it seems inevitable the man will catch up to him in his slow-moving red-car.
He closed his eyes and then suddenly the car changed into an onion carriage drawn by white objects that somewhat resembled horses. The open carriage moved a little bit faster than the red car, and he seem to outpace the man as his terror partially subsided.
Alex closed his eyes as he was able to partially reflect on the horror of this new world. The environment was akin to a kindergarden classroom, but the sheer weirdness and oddity of the things that went on completely frightens him.
"Welcome to Wonderland Alex. We have been waiting for you to bring life and joy into our lives." Spoke a voice in front of him.
Alex snapped his head up and saw the man that had been trailing him already seated in front of him comfortably. Alex almost jumped out of the carriage in surprise but the back of the chair extended upwards preventing his escape.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU??!! WHAT AM I DOING HERE??? GOD… I NEED TO GET OUT!!!!" Alex yelled at the man.
"I am the Wizard of this land Alex. We live inside this world and exist only to give men like you happiness and pleasure." Said the man.
"WHAT?! NO… I SAID I WANT TO LEAVE… I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!" Alex said unable to process the wizard's words in his panicked state.
"Calm down my friend. We are not here to hurt thee. There is nothing in this world that will ever harm you…" The wizard acclaimed.
"Take a 5-minute break to get your nerves back." The wizard spoke.
The wizard brought his dark-brown cane with its crystal tip slightly forward and as if by magic, Alex's loud yells and screams disappeared completely and his voice vanished. The young man placed both his hands on his mouth and looked at the wizard in total disbelief.
"Allow me to explain further while you are under the '5-minutes-of-silence' spell. This land was created for just one purpose. We exist to give men like you happiness and joy. We live-off your laughters. And our greatest desire is to tickle and love you." The wizard spoke.
Alex shaked his head wildly in disagreement as his hands were still covering his mouth.
The wizard moved his head simultaneously in a cheerful nod action.
"It had been soooooooo long since someone came to visit us. We have been waiting for years for a guy like you to come here and bring meaning back into our lives." The wizard said.
"They are going to be VERY HAPPY to see YOU ALEX. You are truly the one we have all been waiting for." The wizard added. Speaking joyously and intonating several words.
"T-They?" Alex finally spoke as the spell had just worn-off.
"OH YES!" The wizard replied.
"I want you to meet the Munchkins, The Elves, The gummy brothers, and Tentacle-tongue! Oh especially Tentacle-tongue… he is just DYING to wrap himself around a muscular body once more."
The wizard said.
"D-dying??" Alex asked shaking.
"No not THAT dying. My creations can never disappear. Tentacle-tongue is just really, REALLY desperate. It HAD been 60 years since a man last ventured into Wonderland!" The wizard replied.
"W-w…What happened to him?" Alex asked barely able to speak.
"Oh you already saw him! I saw you look at him when you examined the Mirror's frame. Rememmmber??" The wizard asked playfully.
Alex shivered when the image of the laughing man carved on the Mirror's golden frame came back to his memory. The handsome man engraved in the mirror's border looked like an airplane pilot from the 1940's. He had that classical haircut and features. Probably a military serviceman who encountered the mirror just like Alex did.
"He was verrrryy FUN indeed. It took Tentacle-tongue 4 years to suck out all his life energy. I can still remember his cries when Tentacle-tongue would breach his… well… YOU KNOW!" The wizard said giggling and covering his mouth.
"NO… I DON'T KNOW…. AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW… I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Alex yelled.
"I woonnndeeerrr what I shall create for you Alex? Hmmmm…." The wizard muttered.
"Let me see your body!" The wizard snapped pointing his finger at Alex.
Suddenly, glittering dust surrounded Alex's upper body and the most powerful force he has ever encountered brought both his arms upwards showing his muscular body perfectly. The royal blue cotton shirt he was wearing disappeared in a snap.
Alex was a pretty strong man. But even with all his strength, he couldn't move his muscles even an inch.
"Arrrgghhhh…. Fuckkk…." Alex groaned as the wizard's spell felt like the most powerful bondage on the universe.
"Hmmm… what a nice body you have Alex. Your muscles are so perfect. The lips-brigate will have a BALL devouring you. Oh wait! You already saw them in action right Alex??!" The wizard commented merrily.
"Hmmm… ideas…. ideas…." muttered the wizard.
Alex's face was turning bright red as his body was stuck in such an erotic and sexy pose in front of this stranger. His arms were bent on either side of his head upwards and his chest was completely pushed out.
"P-please… stop it." Alex muttered as he tried to plead with the wizard to unfreeze his body.
"Shhh silence I'm trying to think…." The wizard said as he moved his crystal staff an inch forward.
Two magical creatures popped out on either side of Alex's chest. They both resemble very fat and very short worms with huge mouths and salivating tongues in the center. The two short cylinders clamped themselves on either of Alex's nipples and started slurping heavily.
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Yelled Alex at the unbelievable sensation.
The two creatures were delivering incredibly erotic signals to Alex's brain and it was clear they were created for just this purpose. The tongues would lash at the helpless, hardening nipples as Alex shaked his head wildly (the only part of his body he can move) and moaned exquisitely.
Alex was much louder now, but for some reason, moans didn't classify as noise to the wizard and he was able to think deeply while Alex was practically yelling in lust as 15 minutes went by with no idea coming from the wizard on the special creature he will create just for Alex.
"Hehe… I'll think of something eventually!" The wizard exclaimed as he moved his crystal staff one more time forward.
Suddenly, 4 detached hands popped out on either side of Alex's ribs and pits. Unlike the gloved hands he saw with his reflection, these hands had thin, bony fingers and long, unpolished fingernails. They looked designed to tickle rather than hold down.
The four hands attached themselves to both of Alex's ribs and pits. They were kneading his flesh very gently squeezing and tickling his sides, and stroking and pulling at his pit hairs.
"AHAHAHAA!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!" Alex laughed at the top of his lungs at the unbelievable tickling sensation the bony fingers were giving to his helpless upper-body.
His muscular frame, however, stood perfectly still in its frozen pose even as the squeezes from the fingers grew deeper and more forceful and the sucking from the little cylinders intensified.
Alex's tears came down from his face as the tickle attack completely broke him. Never in his life had he felt so helpless, and no person, or object, had ever tickled him as much as these bony fingers were doing counting in between his ribs.
The wizard slouched in his chair and looked at Alex's suffering with complete satisfaction in his eyes. He looked at his empty wrist and a watch magically popped up.
"Hmmm… 4 hours…. it will take us 4 hours to reach the castle. Don't get too bored Alex… the entire kingdom is waiting for a chance to TICKLE you!" The wizard said.
"P-please…Hahahah…HAHAHA…. S-Stop Th-these fingers! PLEASE!"
"OK!" the wizard said loudly.
He brought his staff forward and two more bony hands popped up. These two attached themselves to Alex's waist squeezing his lower sides and venturing into his washboard stomach.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!" Alex screamed as there are now 6 hands and 30 fingers tickling his upper body.
His arms were still stuck above his head and his chest is still pushed out.
The open carriage moved particularly slow across the curved roads as it will no doubt take more than 4 hours to reach the castle on the far side of the horizon.
Alex's laughters were now so loud that no doubt the residents of the castle can already hear him from here. What will these magical creatures think when a handsome, hunky man has once again entered their realm for them to enjoy?
The lonely castle buzzed to life at the sounds of Alex's laughter. The thirsty and deprived magical creatures moved about frantically making a neat straight-line on which will get to tickle the stud first when he finally arrives through the gates.
The line swelled to 2 miles long and it was barely half the creatures in the castle. The wizard has created tens of thousands of odd tickle-creatures and ALL of them must eventually have their time at romancing, and pleasuring the hunky body of the military contractor.
To be continued… |
